Bad Advice.

Whenever something you want to happen doesn’t don’t wish for it, wishing doesn’t work, you idiot, instead pray. Praying is like wishing but better, it’s like wishing directly right to God and God loves you, he is happy to do whatever you ask as long as you have been a good person.  If you’ve been an asshole well you’re outta luck.  We all know good things only happen to good people.  Also don’t cross him (God is man by the way) because he’ll toture you for eternity. Don’t ask questions he’s an elightened being and that’s what enlightened beings do right? They exact vengeance on those they love…for eternity.  Enlightened beings of infinite intelligence are highly sensitive and hate when they are bested or when their creations disobey so take note and pray on prayer 😉

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